So here’s the thing: in my recent research travels I came across a scholarly criticism of the Disney Studios which argues that the idealized Disney dogs set up a false–nay, dangerous!–expectation for children, who, when they grow up and consider dog ownership, go in search of this unattainable dog. Conclusion: the real dogs suffer as a result of this disillusionment. Lady and the Tramp? 101 Dalmatians? I argue that they only promise wacky hijinks unless one implements an appropriate spay-neuter program. The benighted Old Yeller? Vaccinate or expect heartbreak. I don’t count Goofy.
Cat poop consumed: yes